26 January, 2009


I would like to apologize for not updating my blog very often. You see, I don't sit in front of a fucking computer all day with my thumb up my ass. I actually have to go and do real work. When I get home from work, I have other shit I like to do besides sitting on the computer, blathering on about things that no one REALLY gives a shit about. So. From the bottom of my heart, I apologize.


rtodaizh said...

Wow, what sparked this? Did anyone complain? I certainly didn't, so I don't appreciate being spoken to in such a manner. Fuck you.

Jeff said...

haha...real work. Update your blog asshole!

Just kidding. Yeah, I agree, in the long list of things that are important blogs rank really low.

Lord Spathington said...

How wrong you are, Elden, how wrong you all are!!!

You shall all see, that when the world ends and only a few people are left, they shall turn to the internet and all that remains are blogs!


Jeff said...

Far be it from me to question the Lord Spathington, but at the Armageddon will the internet even still be functioning? And wouldn't porn really be what people want during that time?

Lord Spathington said...

The basic infrastructure of the internet will be destroyed, but the portion that remains shall be the portion which carries blogs, specifically my blog!

Only roaches, old ladies, and blogs shall survive!

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