New and Improved Eckert's!

Just wanted to let everyone know about how cool Eckert's is now!

It's awesome! They have nachos.......

They have funnel cakes and Coca-Cola........

And blow....!!!!


I love blow, man........I mean, I get SO JAZZED........I.....ack!........rrrrgh........hurk!........

I will be unable to continue this blog for personal reasons. Thank you for your understanding.

Who needs karate lessons when you have the internet?

I implore you all.......for your own safety.......visit this website:

http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/

If you've been wanting to deliver a beatdown to someone like Batman, or to anything like an apple throwing tree from the Wizard of Oz.....you need to visit this site. It. Just. Might. Save. Your. Life.

Thanks to Chris Hardwick's blog "The Nerdist" which you can link to directly from mine.

Now.....GO! Beat something up!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Check out this link about a new Presidential candidate. Unknown Presidential Candidate. I think this guy could really change things.........

The Joker is real.

I don't know if anyone heard about the bank robbery that happened earlier this month in Monroe, WA, but it sounds like it's straight out of a Batman story.

Apparently, this genius of a criminal recruited decoys via Craigslist with the promise of a job. As long as those seeking a job arrived at the Bank of America at 11 am dressed in a yellow vest, safety goggles, respirator mask and if possible a blue shirt. About a dozen people showed up in the required attire thinking they had been stood up, until a man dressed the same way walked up, pepper sprayed an armored car guard, grab some bags of cash and ran off.

To his getaway vehicle.

A yellow inner tube on a creek that lead to the Skyomish river.

He is still at large, and I have to say I do NOT condone bank robbery. But this guy deserves that money because he is a fuckin' criminal genius.

The Joker lives!