13 October, 2008

Who needs karate lessons when you have the internet?

I implore you all.......for your own safety.......visit this website:

http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/

If you've been wanting to deliver a beatdown to someone like Batman, or to anything like an apple throwing tree from the Wizard of Oz.....you need to visit this site. It. Just. Might. Save. Your. Life.

Thanks to Chris Hardwick's blog "The Nerdist" which you can link to directly from mine.

Now.....GO! Beat something up!

16 comments:

Jeff said...

linky no worky :(

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

Link worky now Jeffy :)

Lord Spathington said...

What a waste of time (life).

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

Wow. What a dick.

Jeff said...

Does that website show me how to beat dick?

Lord Spathington said...

I'm not sure that sort of talk is appropriate around children (ie - Shaun).




I'm insinuating that Shaun has the maturity (and education) of CaveBaby.

Lord Spathington said...

Wait, I get it now. Jeff wants to learn how to beat dick*.



*beat dick is a euphemism for stabbing an ex-president.

Lord Spathington said...

NO! Jeff wants to learn how to pleasure a male through his genitalia, thus once more missing the point that true love comes from rim jobs.

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

Hey! Now you've gone too far. I'm pretty sure my maturity level is around cave fetus levels. No more.
Now that I think about it, I'm wondering why cavebaby is capitalized. Is that a proper name or a band or something?

Lord Spathington said...

I have no idea, but I noticed that after it posted and thought to myself, "Well, I'm sure if scientists found the skeletal remains of a baby in a cave they would surely call it CaveBaby."

Lord Spathington said...

ugh, boring!

Jeff said...

Like a shark with nothing to say.

Lord Spathington said...

I was thinking the same thing. Just like his relationship with Kim, this blog has grown stagnant and uncared for, yet highly arousing.

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

You don't like the blog...go fuck yourself.

Lord Spathington said...

buddy i've been fucking myself with your blog!

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

Well yeah, that's what I was hoping for.

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