10 December, 2008

Hey Everybody!

Here are some questions:

Why does DC comics hire the most awful artists they can find?

Why are women so fucking crazy?

Why can't Mike Jones get laid?

I don't know the answer to these questions. DO YOU?!?!

4 comments:

rtodaizh said...

I find that this video answers all of life's problems.

Lord Spathington said...

Why does DC comics hire the most awful artists they can find?

Because DC likes to exploit people, so artists of talent go someplace else.

Why are women so fucking crazy?

Good crazy or bad crazy? I like the crazy one's who are buck wild, if you know what I mean.

Why can't Mike Jones get laid?

Jonesy has set himself a standard and won't debase himself just to satisfy his on personal, beastial urges.

I'm Like a Shark with Knees said...

Thank you for your intelligent answers to these burning questions. And I meant "fucking crazy" not "crazy about fucking".

christabel said...

DC has always been sub-par to Marvel and therefor just can't woo the proper artistic talent. And you.. know.. this... man. I mean what a goddamn fucking ridiculous question?!

Next!

All women are crazy- fucking or no. This is hardly a question, more like a statement of fact. Then again we've established above that you like to question the obvious.

Mike Jones STILL hasn't gotten laid?!?! I mean seriously? Just call him Monk and be done with it. Obviously he's just not interested in the ladies, or the men or the men trying to be ladies or even livestock for that matter.

The end.

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